salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

joshpeck:

the “register to vote” banner is a great idea besides the fact that 90% of tumblr users are not old enough to vote

linkseyebrows:

MY DASH DID A THING AND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

linkseyebrows:

MY DASH DID A THING AND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

pk-spankety:

bYE
officialwhitegirls:

laughter-everyday:

what the hell is going on here

a good time

officialwhitegirls:

laughter-everyday:

what the hell is going on here

a good time

brittachristmasbot:

ceesquatch:

starfallen:

in texas we don’t say “I love you” we say “horses horses tumbleweeds schlitterbahn keEP AUSTIN WEIRd REMEMBER THE ALAMO” which roughly translates to “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us.” I think that’s really beautiful. just get the fuck out of my town

i am crying

can i have this on a shirt please

what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t